Are you a Christian?
Ehh… Sorta.
Only at missions.
Only when I feel like it.
Um. Maybe.
Well, maybes are like rabies. You get then, and you wait. You wait and wait and wait and wait and wait wait wait wait wait wait. But wait. The maybe rabies are escaping through your trachies and you get engulfed in the maybes…But maybe.
Do you love Jesus?
Maybe.
Would you worship Him?
Maybe.
Would you pray to Him?
Maybe.
Would you serve Him?
Maybe.
Do you know Him?
Maybe.
Do you life for Him?
Maybe.
Well… you’re either for Him or against Him, so what’s it going to be? Are you for Him?
Maybe.
Are you against Him?
Maybe.
Well, there aren’t any maybes with God. You are either FOR Him or AGAINST Him, there aren’t any maybes to give. You either give 100% to God or 100% to the world and no matter how you look at it 1+1 will never equal 1 nor will it ever equal a maybe, so why don’t you just turn that maybe into a yes? You already got a Y and a E, and all you need is three so lets see…
Take the Y and the E and you’re left with MA-B, but turn the B into a D and you get MAD. When you’re MAD you get SAD and with the S you make a YES, simple… I guess. But with your yes you may protest the infec-tion that is just so grotesque and eating your chest. The maybe rabies. Just say yes and your maybe will crumble. You will no longer fumble and when someone asks you, Aren’t you a Christian? You’ll say, yes.